❝ i woke up near the sea: Archive

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my 22 year old sister fell asleep, so i go to her...

me: waaake up!
sister: (incoherent mumbling)
me: wake up! did you set your alarm?
sister: but insertnamehere (me) sets her alarm...(mumbling)
me (cracking up): what?!  did you really just say what i think you said?  hey, wake up!  set your alarm!  you have work in the morning!
sister (mumbling): who was sleeping?
me (still laughing): ...are you high?  what are you saying?
sister: who was sleeping?  why are you laughing?
me (stillll laughing): because you don't make sense!  what are you saying?!
sister: but matt (her fiance) was taking the pictures.  why are you laughing?
me (crying): what are you saying?!?!  set your alarm!
 ....five minutes later after arguing with her about setting her alarm and more mumbo jumbo conversation (like what day it was...).  she was mad because it was set for 4.55am, so i had to talk her through the fact that she has to be at work at 6am = SUCCESS!